Poem — Have You Tried?

Have you tried creams?

I hear moisturizing daily helps.

Have you tried ointments?

I’m told they stay on longer.

Have you tried modifying your diet?

I think you’re just eating wrong.

Have you tried cutting out dairy?

I know it’s in everything, but it’s worth a try.

Have you tried cutting out gluten?

I hope you can afford the alternatives.

Have you tried cutting out sugar?

I believe your generation eats far too much of it.

Have you tried staying indoors?

I reckon you’re just not built for the outside.

Have you tried wearing gloves?

I pray you’re not allergic to latex.

Have you tried seeing a GP?

I bet seeing a private one might help.

Have you tried seeing a dermatologist?

I’m sure the next one will be more help.

Have you tried this new medication?

I’m certain you weren’t on it for long enough.

Have you tried stopping?

Just doing nothing, enjoying nothing, seeing nothing, being nothing?

Have you tried.